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- September 24, 2011: A New Chuck Norris Fact
- May 1, 2011: The Math and Logic of Yogi Berra
- April 25, 2011: Have You Conside that ...? (Thinking differently)
- October 22, 2010: One One One and One One
- August 7, 2010: More Is Not Always…
- March 26, 2010: Math Is the Science of Patterns, Including This One
- March 10, 2010: When 15 > 25?
- February 22, 2010: Amelia's Dance = the Body as a Math Visual Aid
- February 22, 2010: Driving Math with the Math of Driving
- October 21, 2009: 10,000 Left Shoes
Archive for the Jokes Category
A New Chuck Norris Fact
September 24, 2011 by Uri.
Time slows down the closer you get to the center of a black hole because that is where Chuck Norris Hangs out.
[ I made up this one, 2011-09-22]
When I told it to my son, he said: “Time would just run away.”
To which I replied: “Nothing can escape Chuck Norris.”
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Have You Conside that …? (Thinking differently)
April 25, 2011 by Uri.
Fact: Most people have more than the average number of legs.
[Source: Joke #25, “31 Jokes for Nerds”, YouTube Video, posted by Vlogbrothers]
(This observation is correct for all parts of the body.)
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When 15 > 25?
March 10, 2010 by Uri.
A customer walked into our auto-parts store looking for a flat washer. “That’ll be 15 cents,” I said.
“Fifteen cents for a washer? Are you crazy?” he yelled. “I’ll drill a hole in a quarter and make my own.”
Jack Reeves
[Source: Reader’s Digest, August 2009, @Work (p. 67)]
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Driving Math with the Math of Driving
February 22, 2010 by Uri.
Driving is a serious matter but this is funny.
Visiting family in Kentucky is a heart-stopping experience if only because my brother-in-law drives in the middle of the road, straddling the double
yellow lines that separate traffic. My sister-in-law does little to ease my fears. Seeing the horror in my eyes, she once said, “Don’t worry. Everyone around here drives in the middles of the road.”
Lisa Walters, Ypsilanti, Michigan
[Source: Reader’s Digest, June 2009, Life (p. 198)]
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Right on Time
June 12, 2009 by Uri.
A student returned home from a date at 3 AM. Her parents were very upset, “You’re late! You said you’d be home by 11:45!”
“Actually,” the girl replied, “I’m right on time. I said I’d be home by 1/4 of 12.”
[Origin: unknown; several variations of this joke appear on various web; a version of this joke, submitted by Zhang Wenyi, was published in Reader’s Digest, July 2009, “Laugh!:)”, p. 27]
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